Shave My Spider! Six Months Around the Weirdest Bits of Asia: A Comedy Memoir (Adventure Without End Book 5) Kindle Edition

“10,000 feet down! Why do we need a harness?”Tony James Slater is quite possibly the world’s worst traveller.And yet he’s about to embark on his most ambitious trip ever…Faced with buying a car and getting a real job – or saying ‘Bollocks to that,’ and blowing all his savings on a six-month adventure around Asia… well, there really is no contest!Because who wouldn’t want to visit exotic places like Borneo, Cambodia and China? Who wouldn’t want to tackle the world’s most dangerous hiking path, tangle with the Vietnamese Mafia, and suffer days in the dreaded Mongolian saddle?And who wouldn’t want to try a bowl of five-organ soup?All he has to do is survive, despite being one of the clumsiest individuals on the planet. His rainbow-haired wife, Roo, is determined to keep him in one piece – but he’s not making it easy.Six months around Asia will make or break them…Literally.Join Tony and Roo on an epic journey through the weirdest and most wonderful things the Asian continent can offer. Share their hopes and fears as they battle the wildlife, the elements, and the laws of probability to explore six fascinating and exotic countries.Together, they will prove one of the cardinal rules of travel: that nothing ever goes according to plan.Especially when you don’t have one…You’ll love this hilarious and heart-warming memoir. Follow our hapless adventurers through Borneo, Vietnam, Mongolia, China, Laos and Cambodia.One thing’s for sure; it ain’t no holiday.Grab your copy now and join the adventure!*Shave My Spider! is the fifth book following Tony's misadventures. It can be read on its own just as easily, or as part of the Adventure Without End series.*What readers are saying about Shave My Spider!“…laughed so much my waters almost broke!”“…I've found myself sitting up in bed reading until 2am on a regular basis…”“…Tony's style of writing is funny, self depreciating, gentle and altogether enlightening…”“…I laughed so hard at times that my husband would tell me I needed to breathe.”“…my attention never waived; I was excited, in awe and always entertained…”“…Two words: Buy it!” Read more